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Menopause Jewelry

Menopause  Jewelry

  My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
  bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
  able to monitor my moods.

  We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
  turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a
  big frickin red mark on his forehead.

  Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. Idiot.

posted on Apr 11, 2008 7:30 AM ()

Comments:

I've even got the diamond picked out. It's an emerald cut one... Do you think he'd take the hint? I just got 3 purses! Maybe I need that mood ring...
comment by sunlight on Apr 13, 2008 11:00 PM ()
comment by mmmhollywould on Apr 13, 2008 5:14 PM ()
This is just mahhhvelous!
comment by artisticgypsy on Apr 12, 2008 7:44 AM ()
Crikies mate, she has moods and he's gets red marks,,,, WTF lol....
comment by daremeonce on Apr 12, 2008 7:13 AM ()
comment by ekyprogressive on Apr 12, 2008 6:36 AM ()
comment by hopefields on Apr 12, 2008 3:16 AM ()
This was great..made me laugh out loud. Thanks a bunch.
comment by looserobes on Apr 11, 2008 11:14 AM ()
Good One!
comment by wickedwitchofthewest on Apr 11, 2008 10:50 AM ()
I love that one!
comment by nittineedles on Apr 11, 2008 10:43 AM ()
I am about to fall out of my chair laughing.
comment by gapeach on Apr 11, 2008 7:39 AM ()

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