Wine vs Water

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. . and those who
don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer
there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number
of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In
other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine or beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol
has to go through a purification process of boiling,
filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health . Therefore, it's better to
drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service.