May 16, 2009
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May 16, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XOY7lsBVpo...
May 16, 2009
SIXTEENIt was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered hisbutcher shop and confronted him with the news that thebaby was his and asked what was he ...
May 16, 2009
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most acc...
May 16, 2009
The Gorilla and the RedneckA small zoo in Kentucky obtained a very rare species of gorilla.Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult tohandle. Upon examination, the veterinarian ...
May 6, 2009
Being BaldA somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says, "Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass."The bald man feels his own head and says with a grin, "You know, you're right!" ...
May 6, 2009
UN BEARABLEA priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi would get togethertwo or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really ...
Apr 29, 2009
"Curse!"An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years.The Wizard says "maybe, but you will have to tell me theexact words that were u...
Apr 29, 2009
"Pig"A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving down the same road. As they passed each other, the woman leaned out thewindow and yelled, "Pig!" The man immediately lean...
Apr 29, 2009
Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, "In six months, I'm going to make it rain until the earth is covered with water and all the evil is destroyed. I want you to build an ark and save two of each anima...
Feb 20, 2009
Two Hindu PunsGood News, Bad NewsA minister stood in front of his congregation and announced, "I have good news andbad news. The good news is we have enough money to pay for our new buildingprogram. T...
Feb 19, 2009
Newlywed CDsAfter the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom turned down the lights and found some nice CDs to stack on the player. Then he excused himself...
Feb 14, 2009
Three Old LadiesThree old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and t...
Feb 13, 2009
A Vile CreatureA man answers the phone and has the following conversation: "Yes, mother, I've had a hard day. Gladys has been most difficult - I know I ought to be more firm, but it is hard.Well, you ...
Feb 13, 2009
Ru RuTwo guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand brought to a village and put before the cheif.He says to the firstguy,"As punishment for tresspassing I give you a cho...
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