Two Hindu Puns
Good News, Bad News
A minister stood in front of his congregation and announced, "I have good news and
bad news. The good news is we have enough money to pay for our new building
program. The bad news is that it’s still in your pockets.â€
Two Hindu Puns
Two Hindu swamis were in conversation.
One said to the other, "How did you like my latest book, 'The Art of Levitation'?"
His companion replied, "It kept me up all night."
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A Hindu devotee asked God, represented by the multi-armed Lord Narayana, this
question. "My dear Lord," he said. "I understand that you have innumerable
inconceivable potencies. But out of all of them the energy of light seems to be the
most amazing. Light pervades the spiritual world, it illuminates the material universes,
and life is impossible without it." He continued, "I would like to know how you make it
work."
"Oh, that's easy," was the reply. "Many hands make light work."