True

A cannibal was walking through the jungle
and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat
hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

Tourist: $5.00
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican:
$100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and
asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Politicians?'

The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried
to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning.'