Mirror, Mirror

Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together.

Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the
world, but how can I be sure?'

Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but
sometimes I wonder.'

Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've
never had it confirmed.'



They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were
true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to
confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the
most gorgeous and Brad Pitt was the sexiest.



They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.



The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true. The mirror
told me that I am the strongest man in the world.'


Angelina Jolie lifted her sad, gorgeous face and said..." I know that I am the most gorgeous of them all."


But Brad Pitt perked up and said:













"Who the hell is Wayman Tooles? "


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