Some traditions and superstitions bewilder me. WTF is wrong with usually sensible people that they would turn to a large rodent to forecast the weather?


(legal: "fat f*cks holding 'meteorological rodent'" photograph copyright AP)

Anything that digs holes, eats weeds, and has four to six young at a time shouldn't be used for weather predictions. Six more weeks of winter? Then I'll need a warm hat, huh. That's what groundhogs are good for.



If you want real weather, you need an approved meteorologist. I heartily approve these. I mean her.


And her.


I'd tell you if either lady crawled into a hole after seeing her shadow today, but I don't turn on the volume. It really detracts from the forecast.