Ok here it is. Steal it if you wish...

Two names you go by:



1. Don



2. Donny P

Two things you are wearing right now:



1. Very comfortable sweat shorts with plenty of breathing room for my Big Stupid Penis



2.Undershirt



Two of your favorite things to do:



1. Talk to Janet



2. And be with Janet




Two things you want very badly at the moment :



1. ibid



2. ibid.




Two favorite pets you have had/have:



1. the pet rock when I was a kid.



2. the Siamese kitten we had named Jackie Soo



Two things you did last night:



1. Talked to the Canadian Girl.



2. Slept

Two things you ate today:



1. Chocolate donut



2. Chips.

Two people you last talked to:



1. the liquor store Lady



2. The girl behind the counter at Amelia's.

Two things you're doing tomorrow:



1. Working.



2. Talking to Janet

Longest trips taken: in the last five year



1. Went to Hawaii



2. Drove to and home from Janet Land



Two favorite holidays:



1. Don't have



2. favorite Holidays



Two favorite beverages:



1. Coffee



2. Milk