Because I'm relatively new at "MyBloggers" I want to be sure that no one thinks I'm keeping any secrets or being deceptive about who I am. To that end I want to confess right here at the beginning that for the last 20 years I have been attending KKK meetings on an almost weekly basis. But not because I am a racist. I only attended for the outdoor activities and the free hot dogs (not Kosher).

I have only recently heard of rumors that my personal grand wizard has been saying some things that could be interpreted by some as racially hateful. But he has never said such things to me. I know him only as a true patriot and a dedicated man of God - and the fact that he has given awards to leaders of Satanic cults is not a contradiction to his stated Christian values. Those awards were given strictly on the basis of Satan's valuable contributions to society's underprivileged.

It is clear to me now that some things said by my wizard are undeniably radical and I want to assure everyone at MyBloggers that these are not my views. They are the views of a crazy coot who, never-the-less, I remain devoted to more-so even than to that loving ho I call grandma.

Finally I want to distance myself from the Wiz while I stand firmly beside him in his time of turmoil and travail. I feel certain that since so many of you at this blog are typical Leftists you will not hold me accountable for things said by my spiritual leader. That would be wrong.

I look forward to your support as I continue my campaign to be named "Featured Blogger" at MyBloggers. My message of "change and hope" is too important to allow a thing like false accusations of racism to overwhelm it.

Peace out.