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Entertainment > Just a Little Something to Brighten Your Day!
 

Just a Little Something to Brighten Your Day!



 
 
 
 







A man and his horse!







moneyA gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money.

The gang was very happy to escape. "It ain't so bad," one crook noted. "We got $25 between us."

The boss screamed: "I warned you to stay clear of lawyers ... we had $100 when we broke in!"







We all need a little help every now and then.!  Love the one who is supervising.





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Puppy Love!

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Actual Warning Labels

On a bottle of shampoo for dogs:

"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." 

On a curling iron:

"For external use only!" 

On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists:

"Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover."

On a fireplace lighter:

"Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks." 

On a Holmes bathroom heater:

"This product is not to be used in bathrooms." 

On a can of self-defense pepper spray:

"May irritate eyes." 

On a toilet bowl cleaning brush:

"Do not use orally."

On a birthday card for a 1 year old:

"Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less." 

A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm by 15cm by 12cm:

"Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." 

On a box of rat poison:

"Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." 

From a Rally’s commercial that described how their burgers were fresh:

"For a limited time only." 

On a remote control for a TV:

"Not dishwasher safe."





Middle age is the time in life when, after pulling in your stomach, you look as if you ought to pull in your stomach.




Have a great one and don't forget the big birthday party for Hobbes this Sunday evening!!!






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posted on Sept 3, 2009 7:39 AM ()

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