p

So, the new spokesman for ExtenZe is Jimmy Johnson. For the cost of a postcard, some lucky guy can get three weeks' worth of ExtenZe and dinner with Jimmy too!

I guess the guys can sit around and talk about how much longer it is using ExtenZe. I wonder how that works....is it something like Pinocchio's nose? Does it just keep getting longer and longer or does it eventually stop? Doesn't sound very exciting to me. A long, skinny dick??? Give me a break.

But, back to the commercial. Jimmy's standing there with these three hundred pound football players in the background telling guys how great ExtenZe is. I hate to be the bearer of bad news; but you 165 lb. 5ft. 9in. guys could eat the stuff like candy, and I'm betting it's still not going to look anything like those guys' ding-a-lings!

It's interesting that Jimmy agreed to do these commercials. I guess he has enough confidence in his masculinity to handle it. But I'd love to be a fly on the wall when his lady of choice gets together for a night out with the girls.

Then there's that commercial for another male enhancement product that supposedly has "you ready when she is." Can you imagine a guy walking around with "three" legs waiting for the little woman to "get ready."

I know women!! That could take days--weeks--even months! The guy could be an addict by then at best; at worst, he's going to be miserable and have a heck of a time going out in public without the world knowing he's waiting around on the wifey to "get ready."

Personally, unless the guy is Bob Dole, I'm betting I'm just as good an aphrodesiac as any of these "magic" pills. However, I'm saving my skills for one special guy and I know the size of his already. He doesn't need any pills!



>