In an unprecedented paypal decision, , Pope Francis has decided to throw in the towel , his robe, cassock, and yamulke and enter the 2024 race to become President of the United States of America. Seeing all the disharmony and division of humanity in the USA, the pope feels he can unite the populace and bring America back to the great nation it was back before 1776. According to the constitution and the Farmers Almanac, a president must be born in the USA but the Supreme court in a unanimous decision in an intercepted text sent to the pope said it will waive that requirement. Some members of the Vatican are up in arms while others are up in smoke regarding this decision by his royal eminem. As far as a running mate, the pope is considering Whoopie Goldberg whom he only knows was wonderful in Sister Act , has seen a ghost, and is from The View.