I'm having pancakes in the morning
bacon and sausage on the side
with gobs of butter and Fluffanutter
and ham that's sliced 6 inches wide.

I'm having oatmeal in the morning
bagel with cream cheese piled real thick
blueberry muffin, with jam I'll be lovin'
and waffles ought to do the trick.

Cornflakes and Wheaties
and Captain Crunch
with ripe bananas
I'm not saving for my lunch

I'm having prune juice in the morning
cocoa and donuts with my toast
scrambled eggs and Fruit Loops
Cheerios with 2 scoops
of cinnamon is what I like the most.

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Oh....I'm going to be sick in the morning
I'm going to throw up, bless my soul
I'm going to vomit, then clean it with Comet
Please get me to a sink
before my eyes can blink
For God's sake,get me to a toilet bowl.