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Ash Wednesday Lawsuit

A fire extinguisher was needed to douse the flames of a Cornelius J. Zuckerman on Ash Wednesday at St.Patrick's Cathedral in New York City. Due to Covid safety restrictions, Cardinal Dolenz , head honcho at this world famous cathedral ,instead of applying ashes to the forehead of its patrons, sprinkled the ashes in the hair which still symbolically satisfied this religious event. Mr.Zuckerman's hair burst into flames. He suffered 2nd,3rd, and nth degree burns after receiving these sprinkled ashes. A porter who saw poor Mr. Zuckerman screaming for help grabbed a jug of holy water to quell the uprising flareup . There was no comment available from St.Patricks Cathedral other than it was a blessing that Mr.Zuckerman did not have an afro.

posted on Feb 20, 2021 8:16 AM ()

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comment by elderjane on Feb 22, 2021 2:18 AM ()
I desperately need red shoes and so does my coven.
comment by elderjane on Feb 22, 2021 2:17 AM ()
comment by elderjane on Feb 21, 2021 5:08 AM ()
It's always good to keep a pail of holy water nearby....works on witches too who are in need of red shoes.
reply by merchandiser50 on Feb 21, 2021 6:27 AM ()

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