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Entertainment > Humor > Short Poems
 

Short Poems

My flowers I treat with TLC,
Though their advance is slow.
Whereas, I kick and stomp the weeds,
But oh, how fast they grow!

I love the plushness of our grass,
and I often love to show it.
My husband says the reason is
That I'm not the one that mows it.

Life has a delightful way
to make things come out even.
The weight you thought you lost in front
is apparent when you are leavin'.

I sneak out of bed so my hubby can sleep,
But it doesn't matter how slowly I creep;
after two or three steps, I have to stop,
For he always wakes up when my ankles pop!

posted on Sept 30, 2008 6:42 PM ()

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Good Stuff
comment by grumpy on Oct 6, 2008 9:59 AM ()
These are delightful! So, so true!!!!!!!!!!!!
comment by angiedw on Oct 1, 2008 2:23 AM ()

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