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Entertainment > Humor > The Psychic
 

The Psychic

In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic
delivered grave news:


"There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare
yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible
death this year."


Visibly shaken, Laura stared at the woman's lined face, then at the
single flickering candle, then down at her hands.


She took a few deep breaths to compose herself and to stop her mind
racing. She simply had to know.


She met the Fortune Teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked, "Will
I be acquitted?"


For some weird reason, wives tend to like this joke........

posted on Mar 6, 2013 9:11 AM ()

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Good one, and good day and good health yo you.
comment by anacoana on Mar 17, 2013 7:02 AM ()
Thank you Ana
reply by larryb on Mar 17, 2013 1:02 PM ()
Very funny, Larry. I hope you are doing well.
comment by elderjane on Mar 9, 2013 5:15 AM ()
Cute joke, Larry. I've never considered killing Mr. YouKnow, because he is such a sweet person. He drives me crazy sometimes, though, because when he eats something crunchy, it sounds like he's chewing on rocks, it's so loud. But he can't help it, so I remind myself of all the people who don't have someone to be aggravated at.
comment by troutbend on Mar 6, 2013 9:41 AM ()
Thank you for the visit. I guess you are settled in there for the summer.
reply by larryb on Mar 6, 2013 6:44 PM ()

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