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Entertainment > Humor > My Old Tin Lizzie
 

My Old Tin Lizzie

The Ford is my auto, I shall not walk.
It maketh me to lie down beneath it.
It leaveth me stranded in deep waters.
It vexeth my soul.
It leadeth me in the path of ridicule
for its namesake.
Yea though I ride through the valleys,
I am towed up the hills.
I fear all evil, for my sparkeplug
corrodeth.
My rods and my bolts discomfort me.
It preparest a puncture in the
presence of trouble.
I anointest my hands with grease.
My radiator boileth over.
Surely curses and punctures
shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I shall plead before the Ford
in vain forever.
Birney Dibble

posted on May 22, 2008 11:44 AM ()

Comments:

Oh so true; and so funny! Enjoyed that.
comment by susil on May 26, 2008 7:32 AM ()
I drive a Ford and can relate to everything you just said!!!
comment by nascargranny20 on May 23, 2008 12:26 PM ()
I guess quality isn't job one any more.
comment by nittineedles on May 22, 2008 12:53 PM ()

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