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Entertainment > Humor > Old Age Has Advantages
 

Old Age Has Advantages

Toward the end of the Sunday service, the minister
asked, how many of you have forgiven your enemies? 80
percent held up their hands. The minister then repeated the question. All responded this time except one small elderly
lady. Mrs. Neely, are you not willing to forgive your
enemies? she replied, I don't have any. Mrs Neely, that
is very unusual. How old are you? 98 she replied. Oh Mrs.
Neely, would you please come down in front and tell us how
a person can live 98 years and not have an enemy in the
whole world? The little sweetheart of a lady tottered
down the aisle, faced the congregation and said, I
outlived them all.

posted on June 23, 2008 10:33 AM ()

Comments:

comment by kristilyn3 on July 1, 2008 1:51 PM ()
Larry, Larry, Larry! Mrs. Neely is so cute!
comment by sunlight on June 29, 2008 6:48 PM ()
Hi Larry! This is funny. I have nno enemies because I have only been alive since when I was born on Valentine's Day!
from Waterloo
comment by waterloo on June 26, 2008 9:18 AM ()
comment by nascargranny20 on June 24, 2008 1:06 PM ()
Love it!! That is almost me, except I may have made a few younger than me. Most of my friends have gone on before, so maybe the enemies did too. Nena
comment by nenah on June 24, 2008 8:52 AM ()
Laurie
comment by dogsalot on June 23, 2008 5:27 PM ()
I suppose outliving one's enemies is the best revenge.
comment by looserobes on June 23, 2008 3:00 PM ()
comment by nittineedles on June 23, 2008 2:38 PM ()

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