Indian Chief "Two Eagles" was asked by a white
government official. "You have observed the white
man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his
technological advances. You've seen his progress,
and the damage he's done."

The chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, "Considering all these
events, in your opinion, where did the white man
go wrong?"

The chief stared at the government man for over
a minute and calmly replied, "When white man find
find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt,
plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water.

Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian
man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night
having sex."

Then the chief leaned back and smiled. "Only white
man dumb enough to think he could improve a system
like that."