ON TURNING 70 "You still chase women, but only downhill"
ON TURNING 80 "That's the time of your life
when even your birthday suit needs pressing"
ON TURNING 90 "You know you're getting old
when the candles cost more than the cake"
ON TURNING 100 "I don't feel old. In fact I don't feel anything until noon, Then its time for my nap"!