Golf Nut....

Ed and Dorothy met while on vacation and Ed fell head over heels In love with her. But after a couple of weeks wherein Ed took Dorothy out to various dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, etc., he was convinced that it was true love. And so, on the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to dinner and had a serious talk about how the relationship would continue.

'It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut,' Ed said to his newfound lady friend. 'I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that's going to be a problem, you'd better say so now!'
'Dorothy took a deep breath and responded: 'Since we're being honest
with each other, here goes ... you need to know that I'm a hooker.'

'I see,' Ed replied.
He looked down at the table, and was quiet for a moment, deep in
thought ... then he added: 'You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off.'



Paddy & his wife are lying in bed & the neighbours dog is barking like mad in the garden.

Paddy says 'To hell with this!' & storms off.
He comes back upstairs 5 mins later & his wife asks 'What did you do?'

Paddy replies 'Ive put the dog in our garden, lets see how they like it!'