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Another Laugh and Its Tuesday

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."

The priest asks, "Is that you, Tommy Shaughnessy?"

"Yes, Father, it is."

"And, who was the woman you were with?"

"Sure and I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to be ruining
her reputation."

"Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well

tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Patricia Kelly?"

"I'll never tell."

"Was it Liz Shannon?"

"I'm sorry, but I'll not name her."

"Was it Cathy Morgan?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Fiona McDonald, then?"

"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy
Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone.

You cannot attend church for three months. Be off with you now."

Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers:

"What'd you get?"

"Three month's vacation and five good leads."

posted on May 18, 2009 5:03 PM ()

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