skinny-dipping

A farmer had a small pond on his farm beside an orchard.
One day he took a large bucket and went to the orchard to pick fruit.
As he approached the pond, he heard woman shouting and laughing. Then he saw a crowd of young woman skinny-dipping in his pond.

When the woman saw him they all went to the deep end.
One of them called to him, “We’re not coming out until you leave!”

The man replied, “I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies skinny-dipping or to make you get out of the pond naked.”

Holding up the bucket he shouted, “I’m here to feed the crocodile.”


Some men CAN certainly think fast!
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old,
You grow old because you stop laughing!!!