before i go on about NOBBY


Hair Dryer
Bit risqué - but it was told to me by my wife!


A distinguished young woman traveling to Australia asked the priest in the next seat if he could do her a favor.

"Of course, my child, what may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electric hairdryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the customs limits, and I am afraid they will confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me?

Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie."

"With an honest face like yours, Father, no one will question you"

When they got to customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked the priest, "Father do you have anything to declare."

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

The officer thought this answer was strange, so he asked, "and what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the officer said, "Go ahead, Father. Next!"