I can't believe I'm actually going to write about this but I'm so perplexed by my cat. She's not quite a year old yet but she has some of the oddest behaviors...

5am on the dot she jumps on the bed, stands on my chest and proceeds to lick my nose. If I don't wake up right away, she bites it, and they're not love bites. But at least now I know that I sleep on my back and probably snore!

She steals my hair ties. If I don't put my hair ties in the drawer and shut it, she will dig them out and run off with them. I've found my hair ties in her water bowl, cat house, litter box, and many other places where I did not put them!

She eats with her paws! No joke. She grabs her food with her paw and lifts it to her mouth to eat. What cat eats with their paws? Put your face in the bowl and eat! She makes the biggest food messes, argh! You can see the food all over the floor.



If you even walk in the direction of where her food is, she runs over there nearly knocking you to the ground as you try to avoid stepping on her or tripping over your own feet.

She chases stuff. Nothing any of us can see, but she's chasing it. I'm talking jumping, flipping, rolling, running, crazy actions.

I think my cat my be on drugs. Either that or she might have a mental disability.