Why do we press harder on a remote control and when we know that the batteries are dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds"when there know that there is not enough money?
Why do someone believe you when you say there are four millions stars,but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't a glue stick to the bottle?
Why do Superman stop bullets with his chest,but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots were helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word"Lisp"?
If people evolved from apes,why are there still apes?
Why is that no matter what color of the bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized.
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner then reach down,pick it up,examine it,then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into hose enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone ram our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so,why do we say "Its all right?Well it isn't all right,so why don't we say "That hurt you stupid idiot"?
Why is that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes.




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