>
> > HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER
> >
> > You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...
> >
> > Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the
> > meal , Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's
> > roommate , Jennifer , was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a
> > relationship between Brian and Jennifer , and this had only made her
> > more curious.
> >
> > Over the course of the evening , while watching the two interact , she
> > started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than
> > met the eye.
> >
> > Reading his mom's thoughts , Brian volunteered , 'I know what you must
> > be thinking , but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'
> >
> > About a week later , Jennifer came to Brian saying , 'Ever since your
> > mother came to dinner , I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
> > gravy ladle.. You don't suppose she took it , do you?'
> >
> > Brian said , 'Well , I doubt it , but I'll send her an e-mail just to be
> > sure. So he sat down and wrote:
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Dear Mom ,
> >
> > I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house , I'm
> > not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle..
> > But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were
> > here for dinner.
> >
> > Love , Brian
> > ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ____
> >
> > Several days later , Brian received an email back from his mother that
> > read:
> >
> > ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ____
> >
> > Dear Son ,
> >
> > I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer , I'm not saying that
> > you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer.
> > But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed , she
> > would have found the gravy ladle by now.
> >
> > Love , Mom
> >
> > LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER