Five Surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to Operate on. The first surgeon says: I like to see accountants on my operating Table because when I open them up, everything inside is numbered.

The second responds: 'Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is color-coded.

The third surgeon says: 'No, I really think librarians are the best; Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.

The fourth surgeon chimes in: 'You know, I like construction Workers .. those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine . Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable