You will appreciate this more if you are from New England. About 4 dry days in the last 60 days.


> A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the long line of
> judgment. As he stood there he noticed that some souls were
> allowed to march right through the pearly gates into Heaven.
> Others though, were led over to Satan who threw them into
> the burning pit. But every so often, instead of hurling a
> poor soul into the fire, Satan would toss a soul off to one
> side into a small pile.
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> After watching Satan do this several times, the fellow's curiosity got
> the best of him. So he strolled over and asked Satan what he
> was doing. "Excuse me, Mr. Prince of Darkness," he
> said. "I'm waiting in line for judgment, but I
> couldn't help wondering, why are you tossing those
> people aside instead of flinging them into the Fires of Hell
> with the others?" "Ah, those," Satan said
> with a groan. "They're all from New England...
> They're still too wet to burn."