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Priceless Obsverations.




Yet again, the fabulous, much revered Priceless Observations Department:
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.' Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
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I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'
- Eleanor Roosevelt
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Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.
Mark Twain

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible -George Burns
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. Victor Borge
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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. Mark Twain
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By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. Groucho Marx
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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante
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I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.- Zsa Zsa Gabor
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Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
- Alex Levine
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My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
- Rodney Dangerfield
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Money can't buy you happiness .. But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.- Spike Milligan
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Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP. - Joe Namath
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I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.- Bob Hope
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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - W. C. Fields
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We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.- Will Rogers
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Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will a void you.- Winston Churchill
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Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty .. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. Phyllis Diller
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By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.- Billy Crystal

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And the cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good spit it out.




posted on Dec 9, 2008 8:35 AM ()

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comment by itsjustme on Dec 10, 2008 12:58 AM ()
comment by panthurdreams on Dec 9, 2008 2:28 PM ()
These were really neat!
AJ
comment by lunarhunk on Dec 9, 2008 10:13 AM ()
nice list!!!!

my fave: Money can't buy you happiness .. But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.- Spike Milligan
comment by kristilyn3 on Dec 9, 2008 8:53 AM ()

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