A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other
people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both
very tired and fell asleep quickly....he in the upper bunk and she in the
lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'a m,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet
to get me a second blanket?


I'm awfully cold. '

'I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for tonight, let's just pretend
that we're married.'

'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own f***ing blanket.'

After a stunned moment of silence, he farted.