This
morning I went to sign my Dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said,
"Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So I explained to her that
my Dogsare
mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging
clue whotheir
daddies are.
They
expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.
My Dogs get their first checks on Friday.
Damn, this is a great
country!
