Alfredo Rossi

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Baby Talk

group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! "You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them.

She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.

"I went to visit my Nana."

"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use Big People words!"

She then asked Mitchell what he had done.

"I took a ride on a choo-choo."

She said, "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words."

She then asked little Alec what he had done.

"I read a book," he replied.!

"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"

[I love this]

Alec thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said "Winnie the Shit."






posted on Sept 16, 2008 8:56 AM ()

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Thanks,glad someone read this.
how tute is that?
comment by fredo on Sept 17, 2008 2:28 PM ()
lol
comment by itsjustme on Sept 17, 2008 2:26 AM ()

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