>> Apparently the American Medical Association has weighed in on the new
>> economic stimulus package.
>>
>> The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not
>> to
>> make any rash moves.
>>
>> The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it but the
>> Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
>>
>> The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
>> Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
>>
>> Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said,
>> 'Oh, grow up!'
>>
>> The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the
>> Radiologists could see right through it.
>>
>> Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
>>
>> The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic
>> Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."
>>
>> The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were
>> pissed off at the whole idea.
>>
>> The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas and the
>> Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
>>
>> In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to
>> the assholes in Washington.
>>
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