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Life & Events > Diagnosed With
 

Diagnosed With

 


 















































































































































A.A.A.D.D.

Thank goodness there's a name for this
disorder. Somehow I feel better knowing what it is I have!


 


Recently, I was diagnosed with
A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.


 


This is how it manifests:


 


I decide to water my garden. As I turn
on the hose beside the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs
washing.


 


As I start toward the garage, I notice
mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier.


I decide to go through the mail before
I wash the car.


 


I placed my car keys on the table, put
the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is
full.


 


So, I decide to put the bills back on
the table and take out the garbage first.


 


But then I think, since I'm going to
be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage, I may as well pay the bills
first.


 


I take my check book off the table,
and see that there is only one check left.


 


My extra checks are in my desk in the study,
so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Pepsi I'd been
drinking.


 


I'm going to look for my checks, but
first I need to push the Pepsi aside so that I don't accidentally knock it
over.


 


The Pepsi is getting warm, and I
decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.


 


As I head toward the kitchen with the
Pepsi, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye - they need water.


 


I put the Pepsi on the counter and
discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.


 


I decide I better put them back on my
desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.


 


I set the glasses back down on the
counter, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.


Someone left it on the kitchen table.


 


I realize that tonight when we go to
watch TV. I'll be looking for the remote. But I will not remember that it's
on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs.
But first I'll water the flowers.


 


I pour some water in the flowers, but
quite a bit of it spills on the floor.


 


So, I set the remote back on the
table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.


 


Then, I head down the hall trying to
remember what I was planning to do.


 


At the end of the day, the car isn't
washed; the bills aren't paid; there is a warm can of Pepsi sitting on the
counter; the flowers don't have enough water; there is still only one check
in my check book; I can't find the remote; I can't find my glasses and forget
what I did with the car keys. Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got
done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day, and I'm
really tired.


 


I realize this is a serious problem,
and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.


 


posted on Oct 24, 2008 10:50 PM ()

Comments:

This is so true!!! I several times. May I add you as a friend? How have I missed you for so long?
comment by solitaire on Oct 27, 2008 6:54 AM ()
I believe I have a touch of this...
comment by strider333 on Oct 25, 2008 12:01 AM ()
comment by nittineedles on Oct 24, 2008 11:16 PM ()

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