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I am, extaordinarily, patient . . . . . . .
provided, I get my own way in the end . . . . !
Dame Margaret Thatcher
What do you get, if you cross a fruit, with a Welshman????
A Taffyapple . . . . !
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A vicar was asked to dinner by one of his parishoners, who he knew to be an unkempt housekeeper.
When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest he had ever seen in his life.
"Were these dishes ever washed?" he asked his hostess, running his fingers over the dirt and grime.
She replied, "They're as clean as soap and water could get them."
He felt a tad apprehensive, but 'said grace' and began to eat. It really was delicious and he told her so (despite the dirty crockery).
When dinner was over and the hostess cleared the table, she took the dishes outside and yelled to her dogs: "Here Soap! Here Water!" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the Ice for too long . . . . . . . . . ?
Polaroids . . . . !
