With
our economy in crisis, the US Government is scrambling to rescue our
banks by purchasing their "distressed assets", i.e., assets that no one
else wants to buy from them. We figured that instead of protesting this
plan, we'd give regular Americans the same opportunity to sell their
bad assets to the government. We need your help and you need the Government's help!
Use the form below to submit bad assets you'd like the
government to take off your hands. And remember, when estimating the
value of your 1997 limited edition Hanson single CD "MMMbop", it's not
what you can sell these items for that matters, it's what you think
they are worth. The fact that you think they are worth more than anyone will buy them for is what makes them bad assets.
I just listed my shit for sale. You can view my shit pile here: https://www.buymyshitpile.com/node/3320