Wayman Tooles

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Wayman Tooles
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Husband Cremated


Husband Cremated

A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his
ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on
the counter.
Then she started talking to him, and tracing her fingers in the ashes,
she said, "You know that fur coat you promised me Irving?"
She answered by saying, "I bought it with the insurance money!"
She then said, "Irving, remember that new car you promised me?"
She answered again saying, "Well, I bought it with the insurance money!"
Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Irving remember that
BlowJob I promised you? Here it comes..."



posted on Jan 1, 2009 6:18 PM ()

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Well...she did fulfill all of his wishes.
comment by elderjane on Jan 2, 2009 10:31 AM ()
What can one say to this, Wayman?
comment by sunlight on Jan 1, 2009 6:24 PM ()

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