For Men Only!!!!!!!! The YA YA Secret Finger Cross Society

I hope that some of you will find the following Ya Ya Secrets handy.

Dealing with Women that are in your life as girl friends, lovers, wives and the oh boy am I lucky ones.

Women as you will or have learned think very different from us.

This is some of the things I did to survive a few relationships:

I soon realized that Dates are very very very important in their rating systems.

So you must remember the day you met (where, when, what were they wearing, and most important what was the greeting.)

Next: Dates no not that... the days in their lives.

THE MOST IMPORTANT DATES ARE :

Birthday, your first date, the second date, your first kiss, your first YA YA, anniversary of anything you said or did, the day she took you out, ( now on top these dates you must remember the clothes she was wearing and her perfumes) , every holiday for everything.

Now gift giving: And no your not a gift.

Birthdays – almost anything in the beginning, later nothing that refers to age, condition, or length of relationship.

Holidays - almost anything in the beginning, later nothing that refers to age, condition, or length of relationship.

Anniversaries - almost anything in the beginning, later nothing that refers to age, condition, or length of relationship.

Presentation of Gifts and Remembrances: This is where the atta boys add up.

In the beginning as soon as possible. (Ya Ya time points)

Later on in the relationship: Wait until she thinks you just totally forgot. If possible hide the gift. I usually hid them under her pillow. That way they just let you know how ungrateful you are and read you the riot act. Then when they fluff their pillow, they find the gift and “Make up time begins.”

Flowers are tough except in the beginning Roses are EXPECTED.

Your attire on dates: Trust me on this one.

Professional in the beginning.

Later sharp and pressed is usually accepted.

After awhile casual is okay as long as it shows respect for her being with you, but still press and clean.

That should get you started for now. I'll have more later on. Good luck guys.

The Grouch