In these difficult times, during this coronavirus pandemic, so many businesses are closing and people joining the ranks of the unemployed. There is one of the world's oldest professions not getting the attention and recognition it deserves: Prostitution Supplying a basic need for humanity, many of these hard working women are falling on hard times being bereft of their loyal customers. In addition, a plethora of escort services are being forced to close as well as massage parlors including the infamous Madam and Eve Parlor in Greenwich Village, New York. The Mayflower Madam has declared her profession is in a state of emergency. Madam Secretary is asking the federal government for Aids. Madam Butterfly's Opera House of Ill Repute has just a few sparse patrons. Madame Curie radiates with astonishment over this world wide dilemma. Heidi Fleiss had no comment. Mademoiselle from Aementieres hasn't been kissed in 40 days. Courtesans at the Red Light Districts are waiting for a signal to return to normal business in Paris, Amsterdam, Nevada, and Bang Cock. Whether people work as a butcher, baker, candle stick maker ,or a hooker, they all need your support today in these beseeching days and nights of boudoir boredom.