July 5th....Wee wee recall as the date that will go down in the piddles of history when many men were relieved of the waz. Yes, July 5th we celebrate the birthday of Saint Uri Nate of a Sissy . He was born as a Pee on but widdled himself to become a whiz in the streams of tinkling. Saint Uri Nate was a man born in the toilets of the poor but rose to the cesspools of the rich and famous. Indeed , heeding the call of nature enabled Saint Uri Nate to pass water instead of wetting his own bed pants. His work in the field of leakage has made him the Father of Enlarged Prostates.