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No More English Breakfast Treats

A dyslexic friend of mine has been in constant pain in his legs and hip area for weeks and pain medications have given him no relief. His family doctor recommended he see an orthopedist.. My friend found out he may no longer enjoy eating his lightly sweetened biscuit like cakes made from flour, fat, milk, and sometimes added fruit when the orthopedic surgeon he was seeing said he would need a scone ban.

posted on Jan 29, 2020 1:25 PM ()

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Actually scone ban is your masterpiece!!!!

comment by elderjane on Jan 31, 2020 5:59 AM ()

Perfect pun! How long did it take you to come up with it?

comment by elderjane on Jan 30, 2020 7:17 AM ()

Hi. Actually my wife had to go for a bone scan and Scone ban entered my wharped mind. Oh- The bone scan was fine.

reply by merchandiser50 on Jan 30, 2020 2:35 PM ()

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