Just a touch of tinsel'
Just a whiff of pine'
Plus a picture of a babe
in a manger--
Thrill my heart every time.
After holiday excess
I cannot make ends meet.
It's now harder than ever
To touch fingers to feet!
I don't need the best cooks
at my holiday suppers--
Just a spirited crew
of the best cleaner-uppers.
Don't tie my present with a bow--
A better gift I think
Is to move it from the gas pump
Directly to my tank.