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Your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back.
The people on Jerry Springer's show remind you of your neighbors.
Your sister is the third generation of women in your to
conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction.
You carried a fishing pole into sea world.
The centerpiece on your dinning room table is an original
signed work by a famous taxidermist.
You think a quarter horse is a ride out in front of WAL-mart.
Your hunting dawg had a litter of puppies in the living
room and nobody noticed.
Your father executes the "pull my finger" trick
during Christmas dinner.
