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She read the ads
and got her man
She has the skin
you love to touch.
Her tooth isn't pink,
She takes her Lux bath
every night
and Cocomalt's her drink.
She wears Max Factor
on her lips.
Her hair is washed
with Drene.
Her best friends tell her
everything.
She thrives on Ovaltine.
And Dr. West has
done his best
to brighten up her smile.
Her soft white hands,
her real silk hose
add lure and oomph
and style.
In two months time
her name and fame
have spread throughout
the land.
She has a thousand suitors
pleading for her hand.
To whom should
all the credit go?
To listerine? to Lux?
Or to the fact
her daddy died
and left a million bucks?
