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My dog comes when he wishes,
And he doesn't fetch sticks.
But when I get out his leash,
He does all sorts of tricks.
I didn't run the vacuum;
I didn't bake their favorite treat;
I didn't sweat Thanksgiving--
I took everyone out to eat.
"Escape reality with TV";
That's how the slogan goes,
So what bright light decided on
So many reality shows?
Why can't a man respond
To a woman's kindly advice
The way he does to the feminine voice
On his global positioning device?
