Two times a week my wife and I go to a nice restaurant,
have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays.
I take my wife everywhere-but she keeps finding her way
back.
When I ask my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary, she said, somewhere I haven't been in a long
time. So I suggested the kitchen!
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first
name was Always!
The last fight was my fault. My wife ask, What's on
TV? I said, dust!