Before Obama was elected President he went to see Bill
and Hillary for some campaign advice, at their spacious home.
After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked
Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.
When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was
astonished to see that Clinton had a solid gold urinal! Wow!
That afternoon, Obama told his wife, Michelle, about
the urinal. "Just think,' he said, 'when I am President, I too could
have a gold urinal.
But I wouldn't have something so self-indulgent!"
Later, when Michelle had lunch with Hillary, she told
Hillary how impressed Obama had been at his discovery of the fact
that, in his private bathroom, . . . . . . Bill had a gold urinal.
That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready
for bed, Hillary smiled and said to Bill:
"I found out who peed in your saxophone."