Three sisters, ages 92,94,and 96, live in a house togather. One night
the 96 year-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, was I getting
in or out of the bath?
The 94-year-old yells back,Idon't know. I'll come up and see. She starts up the stairs and pauses, Was I going up
the stairs or down?
The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and
says, I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood.
She then yells, I'll come up and help both of you
as soon as I see who's at the door.