A CAT DIED & WENT TO HEAVEN. GOD MET HER AT THE GOLDEN
GATE, AND SAID, " YOU HAVE BEEN A GOOD CAT ALL THESE YEARS.
ANYTHING YOU WANT IS YOURS FOR THE ASKING." THE CAT THOUGHT
FOR A MINUTE & THEN SAID, " ALL MY LIFE I LIVED OR A FARM AND
SLEPT ON HARD WOOD FLOORS. I WOULD LIKE A REAL FLUFFY PILLOW,"
GOD SAID "SAY NO MORE." INSTANTLY THE CAT HAD A HUGE,FLUFFY
PILLOW.
A FEW DAYS LATER, SIX MICE WERE WERE KILLED IN AN ACCIDENT AND
THEY ALL WENT TO HEAVEN AT THE SAME TIME. GOD MET THE MICE AT
THE GATES OF HEAVEN WITH THE SAME OFFER HE MADE THE CAT... THE
MICE SAID, "WELL, WE HAVE HAD TO RUN ALL OUR LIVES FROM CATS, DOGS,
EVEN PEOPLE WITH BROOMS. IF WE COULD JUST HAVE SOME ROLLER
SKATES WE WOULD NEVER HAVE TO RUN AGAIN." GOD ANSWERED
"IT IS DONE." ALL THE MICE HAD BEAUTIFUL LITTLE ROLLER SKATES.
ABOUT A WEEK LATER, GOD DECIDED TO CHECK ON THE CAT. HE FOUND
HER SLEEPING ON HER FLUFFY PILLOW. GOD GENTLY AWAKENED TH CAT,
& ASKED, "IS EVERYTHING O K ? HOW HAVE YOU BEEN DOING? ARE YOU HAPPY?"
THE CAT REPLIED, "OH, IT IS WONDERFUL, I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY IN MY
LIFE. MY PILLOW IS SO FLUFFY, AND THOSE 'LITTLE MEALS-ON-WHEELS' YOU
HAVE BEEN SENDING OVER ARE DELICIOUS."